At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize