Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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