Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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