I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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