i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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