I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am available for nakedness
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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