the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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