I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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