Umm I'm too high to move.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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