butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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