This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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