Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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