dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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