So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
