Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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