Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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