At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need help removing her.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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