is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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