take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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