Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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