I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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