you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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