I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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