Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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