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he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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