bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
A+ Viking dick
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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