Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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