My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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