Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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