Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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