My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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