I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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