Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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