I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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