Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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