We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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