OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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