Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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