Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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