do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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