He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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