Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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