We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All I want is dick and wine.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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