Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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go home
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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