It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
