What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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