you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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