Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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