so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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