But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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