hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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