No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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