So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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