after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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