You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
50% drunk capacity currently
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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